I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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