Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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