She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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