well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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