There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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