For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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