Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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