I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
