You're my little dorito
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Houston, we have a squirter
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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