I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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