If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just got carded by a ten year old.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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