this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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