I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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