me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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