Fine. I'll sleep in my office
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
