If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
