I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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