Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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