Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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