careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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