she was so not down for the gang bang
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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