Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm always down for nudity.
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