I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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