if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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