Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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