if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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