i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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