so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm passing your future prison.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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