But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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