i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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