u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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