How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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