I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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