You work out of a Hotel?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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