Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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