He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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