If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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