IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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