Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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