And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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