everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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