You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
After tacos, we're chasing women.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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