I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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