I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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