i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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