She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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