question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The power of my boobs compel you
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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