I must be too annoying 4 u.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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