I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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