My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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