If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think people are normalizing furries
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
