just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Randomize
