would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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